The presidential candidate that searches for a thought without prepared notes or a teleprompter now has an altar for his worshipers to kneel. For a short moment in time, he stood majestically behind his new faux-presidential seal and read to his followers the words calculated to help get his puppet-masters into the White House.

As expected, the new seal did meet with opposition, resulting in its placement in an area designated for private worship. No matter, the message of things to come was clear in its original delivery.

By now, we can safely conclude that an Obama presidency will be personally and nationally more expensive than any other event in American history. So as a tribute to the Obamanation, I give you a new faux-presidential seal worthy of such a man.

The value of this new seal not found in the first, is that this one carries with it the benefit of truth in advertising.