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Try as you may it is difficult to find a more invasive creature than the walking black curtain known as the burqa. Even the most casual observer can see that when removed from its native habitat this bizarre beast has great difficulty blending into a new environment.
After a detailed study of this creature, we discover it demands much and is prone to a stubborn defiance of all things foreign. It is predatory in nature and assimilating into any new environment is not its goal. Instead, it tends to move into a new land and live off the welfare and social benefits of the local inhabitants. This proves to be a very clever and effective tactic as it makes the host an accomplice in its own demise.
It’s aggressive nature provokes fear, which tends to provide the time it requires to multiply in great numbers. Around the time of critical mass it assumes ownership by casting out or massacring all who do not become as the burqa.
France Begins the Fight.
President Nicolas Sarkozy declared that the Islamic burqa is not welcome in France, branding the face-covering, body-length gown as a symbol of subservience that suppresses women’s identities and turns them into “prisoners behind a screen.”
The burka has already managed to infiltrate France so this is a good first step in defending the land not yet secured.
In a high-profile speech to lawmakers in the historic chateau at Versailles, Sarkozy said the head-to-toe Muslim body coverings were in disaccord with French values — some of the strongest language against burqas from a European leader at a time when some Western officials have been seeking to ease tensions with the Muslim world…
“The burqa is not a religious sign, it’s a sign of subservience, a sign of debasement — I want to say it solemnly,” he said. “It will not be welcome on the territory of the French Republic.”
The good news is that Sarkozy is making a stand against the evil burqa. It is a treacherous beast and it’s goal is one of pure theft. The best defense against this loathsome creature is to export it as quickly as it invades. This is a vital action if your natural habitat or culture is to remain unblemished.

By now, most everyone is familiar with the classic tale of Barack Obama vs The Fly. This is a story of how Barack Hussein Obama courageously and with no thought of personal safety slaughtered a ferocious scene-stealing insect during a White House interview.
“How fortunate for humanity this epic event was caught on video so future generations may study this moment of greatness,” said one reporter.
The final moments were also recorded as a close-up reveals the helpless fly lying on the carpet screaming, “Help Me! Help Me!” until its scared little voice faded to silence. All in attendance bolted to their feet – left arm raised toward the victor and cheered, “Hail Barack! What a glorious kill!”
As an act of respect between two warriors, Obama carried the crushed and lifeless body of the fly from that place of carnage and unceremoniously buried it in a pauper’s grave.
No doubt, this singular act of bravery will find its way into all the history books and probably a major motion picture. A statue honoring the event is also in discussion as is a place of prominence on the White House grounds.
After the lights faded to black and the CNBC van slowly made its way through the White House gates a faint chant filled the air, “Glorious! Glorious! We are yours brave leader and Lord of the Flies! We are yours!”
There is only speculation as to what happened next.

U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, one of the nation’s leading perverts arrogantly blasted the Obamanation over a controversial anti-gay marriage court filing and called on the commander in chief to explain his actions.
“I think the administration made a big mistake. The wording they used was inappropriate,” Frank said of a brief filed by Obama’s Department of Justice that supported the Defense of Marriage Act.
The DOJ brief, which has touched off a flaming uproar in the gay community, argued that states should not have to recognize same-sex marriages from other states, just as states don’t have to recognize incestuous marriages or unions involving underage girls.
So what’s the problem, Barney? The fact that same-sex marriage is even possible is a plague upon the nation. If you want to act like a perverted sewer rat in your own state of Massachusetts, knock yourself out – preferable with an aluminum baseball bat – but please leave the rest of us out of your disgusting lifestyle choice.
The controversy prompted some prominent gay political donors and activists to boycott a gay/lesbian Democratic National Committee fund-raiser being co-hosted by Frank next week in Washington, D.C., Vice President Biden is slated to be the keynote speaker, but protests could upset the $1,000-a-head event.
This does spark one observation – why is there a gay/lesbian Democratic National Committee unless special political preference and treatment is the goal.
Frank said he understands the rage, but vowed that the fund-raiser, which is one of the homosexual community’s biggest of the year will go on.
“There are a lot of people who aren’t boycotting,” he said. “I think it’s a mistake to deny money to the DNC.”
Let me see that again – “I think it’s a mistake to deny money to the DNC” – Spoken like a true morally bankrupt socialist totalitarian.
One of the most dangerous places on earth is the 2,000-mile border between the US and Mexico. It is a drug war-zone where Washington politicians purposely forget to enforce border laws. In fact it is such a joke that when one of the mental midgets touts the US as a nation of laws you only have to point toward the border. This instantly sparks a display of verbal rambling reminiscent of Obama without his teleprompter.
The rocker turned patriot Ted Nugent has a few ideas on the subject.
“There isn’t a city in America that has not been scorched by drug-related violence,” said Nugent.
“In 2008 the drug cartels killed more than 4,000 Mexicans. Almost 500 Mexican police officers and soldiers have been killed since January 2007. Add to these increasing acts of violence against Border Patrol agents by the well-financed and well-armed drug cartels. They are as evil an adversary as the voodoo terrorist Taliban our soldiers face in Afghanistan.
President Obama has stated he will go after the cartels and increase efforts to combat gang-related crime. Good. But he better be prepared to wage war with them with more than just soaring rhetoric.
I’m aware there are prominent conservatives who make strong arguments in favor of legalizing drugs – for one, that it will take away a tool of organized crime. I don’t believe that. Legalizing drugs would be like pouring gasoline on a blazing fire in hopes of extinguishing it.
We have all the laws we need to fight drugs. What America needs is the willpower and a renewed warrior spirit to crush evil and evil-doers.”
I was ready to serve.
“Unfortunately, the president tapped former Seattle Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske as his drug czar. Kerlikowske then suggested we tone down our “war on drugs” rhetoric.
I disagree. Too bad you didn’t pick me, Mr. President.
Hippies, dopeheads, corrupt politicos and various forms of human debris hate me, making me the perfect for the job.
As drug czar, I would charge our mayors and police departments to commit to fighting the drug gangs. It would be our top priority. Our inner cities will remain war zones until we commit to taking the trash out. America needs to better arm our Border Patrol agents and we need more of them.
The governors of the border states should call out the National Guard to assist the Border Patrol in securing the border. As drug czar, I would challenge them to do this today, as I would the governments of Mexico and South America.
Working with the Colombian government a few years back, U.S. Special Forces filled Pablo Escobar with bullet holes. Until assuming room temperature, he controlled 80 percent of all the cocaine shipped into America.
Every American who smokes dope, manufactures, buys or sells meth or uses any illegal drug is aiding and abetting the enemies of America. Case closed.
This spiritual inbreeding and cannibalism must be identified, admitted and stopped immediately. America can and must do this. Good over evil.”
Thanks Ted! Although I don’t agree with the concept of a Czar of any kind, you would be the one voice guaranteed to shine a light on this serious issue. Heck, you wouldn’t even need a teleprompter.

If you’ve got an old junker in your front yard that is more habitat for cats than transportation then this deal is for you.
In an effort to boost auto sales, the House passed a bill in hopes of increasing car sales of vehicles that get better gas mileage than what you presently own.
Under the House bill, car owners could get a voucher worth $3,500 if they trade in a vehicle getting 18 miles per gallon or less for one getting at least 22 miles per gallon. The value of the voucher would grow to $4,500 if the mileage of the new car were 10 mpg higher than the old vehicle. The miles per gallon figures are listed on the window sticker.
Owners of sport-utility vehicles, pickup trucks or minivans that get 18 mpg or less could receive a voucher for $3,500 if their new truck or SUV is at least 2 mpg higher than their old vehicle. The voucher would increase to $4,500 if the mileage of the new truck or SUV is at least 5 mpg higher than the older vehicle. Consumers could also receive vouchers for leased vehicles.
This yearlong vehicle program is expected to cost the taxpayers $4 billion dollars.

The Minnesota Supreme Court today decided that
Oh joy, it seems that Duke University is embroiled in another 
The Waxman-Markey 1300 page + amendments energy tax bill passed the House (219-214) thanks to traitorous Republican and Democrat representatives. This massive bill was only made available a day before the vote so we have another unread bill passed by the House. Now only the Senate can stop this criminal legislation.

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