I’m Done With The News
I refuse to watch the news anymore. Why you ask? Because it’s a puke inducing joke! Have you ever watched these news anchors sitting around in the morning, giggling, cracking jokes like it’s the Tonight Show. If only they could slip in one more commercial they could officially change their name to the advertisement channel.
I can’t even get real news anymore. When I wake up in the morning I don’t want to hear some news jerk giving me breaking news report about some pop-tart on an emotional roller-coaster ride of self-destruction. That is not news!
Then I turn over to some world news channel like CNN or BBC which provides more of a global view. That sucks too! All the stories you hear have this idiotic slant to it where they try to place the blame for every problem in the world on America. All these international news organizations can kiss my royal scepter.
Exaggerating… Am I?
Another thing I hate is foreign news reports on how poor a third world country is. They start hinting on how America is not sending over any support. Then when we do, that country just takes the money then complains that it’s not enough. Then the news tells the rest of the world that America is a bunch of cheap capitalist.
Am I right? I am the oracle of the universe and would not lead you astray. Please drop another quarter in the slot… Thanks.
These people can continue to eat their own limbs for all I care. Let them live in the stone age and eat from their own miserable plate of ungratefulness.
OK, I’m done… I can only complain so much…. I’m done, I’m done with the news!