Lord Crimson

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Gorenstein Lives!

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Prepare the torches and ready your pitchfork for the monster lives! It has awakened from its dormant winter state proclaiming threats of destruction. His goal of tormenting the villagers resumes by demanding tribute in the form of submission, worship and treasure.

The diabolical plan of Gorenstein is to initially spend $300 million on an advertising (indoctrination) campaign that will equate the climate-change movement with other grand historic endeavors, like stopping fascism in Europe during World War II, overcoming segregation in the United States and putting the first man on the moon.

The goal of the new “We” campaign is to persuade more and more politicians to accept the job of wealth collection and redistribution officer for the religion of green. Yes, the peasants must understand and accept their place in the order of things. There must be total dependence on government for all to be happy and equal.

The campaign is working through partnerships with groups like the Girl Scouts. The group’s 2.7 million members will take a climate action pledge and the Alliance will provide them with kits offering suggestions for projects they can do in their neighborhoods. The first order of business is to train the green shirts of the Gorenstein Youth how to inform on those who fail to submit or offer resistance. At first there will be fines, but expect stiffer penalties for those who fail to get with the program. Yes, equating this new “We” plan to fascism in Europe does have merit.

We could shake this off like so many other things believed to be beyond our control, but be aware that the village is in danger from this loathsome beast. His screams of fear now hail from the great tower, but soon he will enter the village. He will enter and manipulate you until all that is yours is his. If you do not stand up against this creature there will come a day when you will wake up only to discover that you are his slave and serve him.

Now is the time for the villagers to storm Castle Gorenstein and destroy the monster that resides within!


Written by Lord Crimson

April 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm

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  1. I have been working on “storming the castle” for a while now. Here is some of my work taking Gore to task for his “An Inconvenient Truth.”

    It amazes me that Gore gets as much credit as he does. “An Inconvenient Truth” does not have a single reference to a scientific source as far as I can tell. It doesn’t even have a table of contents or an index!!!

    Unlike Gore’s book, the following list of criticisms does provide references to peer reviewed journal articles, with links, in case the reader wants to acquire the originals

    1. Gores errors on Kilimanjaro

    2. Gore’s important omission of fact concerning the relationship between CO2 and temperature in the ice cores.

    3. Evidence that Gore’s claimed link between global warming and recent hurricane intensity or frequency is wildly off the mark.

    4. Gore’s claim that drought in Africa is caused by global warming is unsupportable.

    5. His alarmist fear that polar bears are about to meet their demise
    needs some scrutiny.

    Best regards,


    April 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm

  2. Hi tommoriarty

    Gore’s, “An Inconvenient Truth” is losing steam as far as a good propaganda tool. In an effort to get back in the game he is opening a new front. It should be interesting to see how popular his new advertising FEAR campaign holds up.

    Thanks for the links.

    Lord Crimson

    Lord Crimson

    April 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm

  3. Hi tommoriarty,

    What worries me is that so many people are concerned that a dangerous predator, such as the polar bear, might go extinct, instead of raising money to help push the beasts over the edge into oblivion.

    Hi LC,

    Good to see you back! You’ve been missed.

    As to AlGore, I seem to recall mentioning to you that I maintain a reasonable stockpile of pitchforks and torches, as well as crosses, braids of garlic, and sharp wooden stakes, so I’m ready to go at a moment’s notice. Oh, for the record, what with precious metal prices being so high, I just couldn’t keep from liquidating my supply of silver bullets.

    Also, I must say that I’m pleased you covered this topic, and very well I would add. I’ve had it in mind to mention it myself, but as my wife made me switch channels during the 60 Minutes bit on Gore’s evil plan (apparently I was screaming at the TV and threatening it with a blunt instrument,) I wasn’t totally up to date on the details, and wasn’t really looking froward to wading through a transcript of that particular ass-kissing bit of “journalism.” Since it took a large bowel of marvelously spicy chili and a considerable quantity of Scotch to get the foul taste out of my mouth from that brief encounter with the Evil One, you’ve done me a great service by keeping me from throwing myself back into the refuse pit that is the Global Warming Scam.

    the Grit

    the Grit

    April 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm

  4. Hi Grit

    It’s good to be back, well almost. Don’t you just hate it when the demands of “the job” get in the way of fun. Another day or two of, “I want it yesterday” and all should be back to normal. Fortunately it did provide a much needed hiatus from the pounding drumbeat of what passes as news.

    I happened upon this story while watching an old Frankenstein movie. Who am I to reject a gift from the great Karloff so the rest as they say is history.

    One can never have too many torches and pitchforks when the Evil One slithers from his lair. I missed 60 minutes mainly because I never watch it. Judging from your report I see that they are still worthy of neglect.

    Lord Crimson

    Lord Crimson

    April 3, 2008 at 11:07 pm

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