Frank and Dodd – The Lollipop Boys
Just in time for the presidential election up pops the new break away sit-com titled the Lollipop Boys. Democrats Barney Frank & Chris Dodd grab the starring roles in this exciting new dark comedy about two partners that have set up a nation for financial collapse. Watch them weave a web of deceit in a comic attempt to hide their part in the disaster.
Barney Frank is no stranger to the stage. He is widely known for his epic deep throat with claims it has seen more traffic than I-40. Chris Dodd plays Frank’s partner who slaps leather with his porky pal while they move in and out the dark shadows of congress searching for deliverance.
Co-starring in this modern classic is Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama and a cast of hundreds.
Reid plays the unstable Senate Rat whose impotent tongue constantly drips deceit. His soft squeak and knife in the back approach will keep you on the edge of your seat.
Schumer plays the role of Travel Agent constantly demanding the opposition get out of town. He operates from a perspective said to be somewhere behind the eight ball.
Pelosi plays the House Madam who never met anyone she wouldn’t sell-out for personal profit. Her stiletto heels and leather whip are weapons used to divert your attention from her politically correct shenanigans.
Obama plays The Messiah whose mere presents can solve all problems. But like Samson without his hair, Obama without his teleprompter can be rendered just as weak. Watch as he creates one disaster after another while searching for the magical teleprompter.
Stay tuned for the adventures of the Lollipop Boys. Watch as they flame into action in an attempt to stay one-step ahead of the truth.