Lord Crimson

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Barack Obama vs The Fly

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By now, most everyone is familiar with the classic tale of Barack Obama vs The Fly. This is a story of how Barack Hussein Obama courageously and with no thought of personal safety slaughtered a ferocious scene-stealing insect during a White House interview.

“How fortunate for humanity this epic event was caught on video so future generations may study this moment of greatness,” said one reporter.

The final moments were also recorded as a close-up reveals the helpless fly lying on the carpet screaming, “Help Me! Help Me!” until its scared little voice faded to silence. All in attendance bolted to their feet – left arm raised toward the victor and cheered, “Hail Barack! What a glorious kill!”

As an act of respect between two warriors, Obama carried the crushed and lifeless body of the fly from that place of carnage and unceremoniously buried it in a pauper’s grave.

No doubt, this singular act of bravery will find its way into all the history books and probably a major motion picture. A statue honoring the event is also in discussion as is a place of prominence on the White House grounds.

After the lights faded to black and the CNBC van slowly made its way through the White House gates a faint chant filled the air, “Glorious! Glorious! We are yours brave leader and Lord of the Flies! We are yours!”

There is only speculation as to what happened next.

Written by Lord Crimson

June 20, 2009 at 2:22 pm

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  1. Nice spoof!

    The miserable quality of how the news is represented is embarrassing. All major media should hang their heads in shame by the extreme lengths they go to make Obama appear impressive.

    Wonder how many virgins were sacrificed to Obama after the press exited.


    June 21, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    • Thanks. This is one of those media fixations I tried to avoid, but the over-the-top coverage proved so bizarre I was forced to mock everyone involved.

      FYI: No virgins were harmed in the making of this spoof.

      Lord Crimson

      June 21, 2009 at 6:36 pm

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