Nicolas Sarkozy Slays the Invasive Burqa
Try as you may it is difficult to find a more invasive creature than the walking black curtain known as the burqa. Even the most casual observer can see that when removed from its native habitat this bizarre beast has great difficulty blending into a new environment.
After a detailed study of this creature, we discover it demands much and is prone to a stubborn defiance of all things foreign. It is predatory in nature and assimilating into any new environment is not its goal. Instead, it tends to move into a new land and live off the welfare and social benefits of the local inhabitants. This proves to be a very clever and effective tactic as it makes the host an accomplice in its own demise.
It’s aggressive nature provokes fear, which tends to provide the time it requires to multiply in great numbers. Around the time of critical mass it assumes ownership by casting out or massacring all who do not become as the burqa.
France Begins the Fight.
President Nicolas Sarkozy declared that the Islamic burqa is not welcome in France, branding the face-covering, body-length gown as a symbol of subservience that suppresses women’s identities and turns them into “prisoners behind a screen.”
The burka has already managed to infiltrate France so this is a good first step in defending the land not yet secured.
In a high-profile speech to lawmakers in the historic chateau at Versailles, Sarkozy said the head-to-toe Muslim body coverings were in disaccord with French values — some of the strongest language against burqas from a European leader at a time when some Western officials have been seeking to ease tensions with the Muslim world…
“The burqa is not a religious sign, it’s a sign of subservience, a sign of debasement — I want to say it solemnly,” he said. “It will not be welcome on the territory of the French Republic.”
The good news is that Sarkozy is making a stand against the evil burqa. It is a treacherous beast and it’s goal is one of pure theft. The best defense against this loathsome creature is to export it as quickly as it invades. This is a vital action if your natural habitat or culture is to remain unblemished.