Lord Crimson

Wisdom from the Realm

It’s Your Mop Now!

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Hey Obama… it’s your mop now!

You may have forgotten, but you asked for the mop and now you’ve got it. Just because some of the mess wasn’t put there by you doesn’t mean that you don’t have to clean it up.

It seems something else has slipped your mind. As your employers, we furnished you with that mop. It’s the finest mop in all the land and still you ungratefully complain.

We are unhappy and perplexed by your attempts to change the mop. The mop is just fine as it is, so keep that Socialist flag off the mop and perform only the work we are paying you to do.

Your employers also don’t appreciate you abusing the company credit card – that’s got to stop or we’ll get someone else to do your job.

And just so you know… embezzlement is a crime.

If this is not satisfactory, resignation is always an option.


Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Written by Lord Crimson

October 23, 2009 at 5:17 pm

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  1. It’s too damn bad we can’t fire him right now!


    October 26, 2009 at 11:29 am

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