Lord Crimson

Wisdom from the Realm

Obama Jokes

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Q. What’s the difference between Barack Obama and Mao Tsetung?
A. One needs a telepromter.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.

Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

Q: What’s the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin’ African.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.

Q: What’s another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.

Written by Lord Crimson

October 26, 2009 at 10:50 pm

Posted in Humor, Obama

2 Responses

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  1. Too damn funny and true!

    steve

    October 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm

  2. What’s the difference between God and Obama? God doesn’t think He’s Obama.

    Tammi

    November 7, 2009 at 10:08 pm


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