Q. What’s the difference between Barack Obama and Mao Tsetung?
A. One needs a telepromter.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What’s the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin’ African.
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.
Q: What’s another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.