Why is Barack Obama so Easily Bent?
Obama bows to the King of Saudi Arabia.
Obama bows to the Japanese Emperor Akihito.
Who else does Obama bend over for?
For some time now, questions and speculations have been flying fast and furious as to why President Obama is so easily bent. Even the least skeptical among us now wonder why Obama continuously sticks his keister in the air.
Not only is this baffling, but extremely embarrassing given he is playing President.
After diligent investigations and a little luck the secret for Obama’s willingness to grab the ankles has been discovered and can now be revealed.
In the dead of night and under sworn secrecy, Obama added one more to his ever-growing stable of Czars. Where the story gets interesting is that this one is a bit different from his usual appointees. This one rates the distinction of being Barack’s “Personal” Czar. Bob is his name.
The President is said to be impressed with Bob’s performance and has been for some time. According to the White House, no details are forthcoming other than the personal duties of the Presidents “Personal” Czar will remain private.
When asked, Bob did reveal that the president was thrilled when they played golf together. That Obama often commented on his powerful stroke and distance. Bob smiled then declined further questions.
As expected, the government news media reports are nonexistent about this newly discovered Czar. Behind the scenes they sheepishly prefer to bury the story by saying, “What happens in the White House; stays in the White House.”
No matter how you look at it one fact remains – this president sure likes to bend over.