Lord Crimson

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Why is Barack Obama so Easily Bent?

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Obama bows to the King of Saudi Arabia.
Obama bows to the Japanese Emperor Akihito.
Who else does Obama bend over for?

For some time now, questions and speculations have been flying fast and furious as to why President Obama is so easily bent. Even the least skeptical among us now wonder why Obama continuously sticks his keister in the air.

Not only is this baffling, but extremely embarrassing given he is playing President.

After diligent investigations and a little luck the secret for Obama’s willingness to grab the ankles has been discovered and can now be revealed.

In the dead of night and under sworn secrecy, Obama added one more to his ever-growing stable of Czars. Where the story gets interesting is that this one is a bit different from his usual appointees. This one rates the distinction of being Barack’s “Personal” Czar. Bob is his name.

The President is said to be impressed with Bob’s performance and has been for some time. According to the White House, no details are forthcoming other than the personal duties of the Presidents “Personal” Czar will remain private.

When asked, Bob did reveal that the president was thrilled when they played golf together. That Obama often commented on his powerful stroke and distance. Bob smiled then declined further questions.

As expected, the government news media reports are nonexistent about this newly discovered Czar. Behind the scenes they sheepishly prefer to bury the story by saying, “What happens in the White House; stays in the White House.”

No matter how you look at it one fact remains – this president sure likes to bend over.

Written by Lord Crimson

November 16, 2009 at 1:18 pm

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  1. Obama bows the same way to Nancy Pelosi. That reminds me is there anybody in the White House not from Chicago?


    November 16, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    • Given Obama’s lack of sophistication in these matters you have to wonder who if anyone is giving him advice on foreign meetings. Just bend over and smile seems to be the message on the bulletin board.

      Not sure how many “advisers” are from Chicago, but the ones that are there are living up to the gangster image. As to the strong-armed tactics of Pelosi you would think she has at least spent some time in Chicago.

      Lord Crimson

      November 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm

  2. So far Obama has bowed to everyone except Queen Elizabeth, and when he met her his wookie wife manhandled her. He is only showing his ignorance and his handlers are acting just as naive.


    November 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    • Oh yeah, they both pawed over the Queen like she was some kind of prize. I’m not sure, but for some reason I seem to remember that she was given a copy of Obama’s greatest speeches. Probably made it’s way into the dustbin soon after they left.

      Lord Crimson

      November 16, 2009 at 6:32 pm

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